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Every since the great collapse of The Phrase of Which We Do Not Speak, The 9 Year olds have been desperate to find a new meme to call home. Amidst all the confusion and chaos, sprung a new group of rebels calling themselves The 9 Year Old Family. The controversial rebellion has gained a lot of momentum, which frightens The 9 Year Old Army.
The Family arose following PewDiePie’s call to end the “War”, and some 9-Year-Olds decided it would be appropriate to remove the word “Army” from their denomination. However, this move was controversial because the phrase “Army” throughout PewDiePie history has never referred to the Great War of T-Ejem. PewDiePie has been calling his fans “Bro Army” since 2009, and the Loyalists fear the newcomers could be making a grave misinterpretation that could cost them the prestigious title.
Others believe it is simply time for a change. After all, change is a big theme on the channel given the age and development all of us have witnessed.
After the great American Revolutionary war came the American Civil War, and we are about to witness a parallel of unprecedented gravity. This could, chillingly, be an even deadlier war than the war of T-Cereal. The fans have never been more divided. Some may pass this off as another meme, but the truth is it is anything but that. This is the most serious political issue facing the 9-Year-Olds in our day.
It is important to choose a side, there is no middle ground. The bloodthirsty fans must be sated by war – and there is nobody left to fight except each other. The army doesn’t hate the family, nor vice-versa, but within minutes the two sides were already clearly separated.
All jokes aside, this war is just for fun. Please, do not hate anybody for calling themselves either a member of the Family or a member of the Army. Remember, deep down we are all 9-Year-Olds. We are all Sister-fisters. We are all bros.